My cousin Vinnie

During high school I had a crush on this dreamy tall dark handsome guy who sat next to me. As luck would have it we ended up being lab partners. As the semester went on and we worked more and more together, he finally asked me out! I was so excited I told all my girlfriends and ran home to tell my mom.

Still smiling from ear to ear I decided to tell my Grandfather about this boy. My Grandfather wanted to know every detail about him including his last name.

Next thing I knew my grandfather started screaming in Italian and yelled "You cannot date that boy he's your cousin!!" Needless to say I was totally crushed and had to find an easy way to tell this guy we were cousins.