Elton John?

I went out with this guy who had the most beautiful strawberry blonde hair that was on the longish side and came down below his ears. The date itself went pretty well and we really hit it off over dinner.

Anyway, as he was leaving , we embraced in a hot romantic kiss and I ran my fingers through his hair. My little finger caught on what I thought was a tangle so I kept working my fingers through his hair.

I knew something was wrong but it didn't quite register with me. I was not kissing him but scrunching my fingers like one does with shampoo when I suddenly realized he was no longer responding to the kiss.

He said, "Hon, Elton John and I have something in common." And I said " Oh my God, you're gay!"

After he explained about his hairpiece, I apologized for my Lucille Ball impression. And yes, he did call me once after that!